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Reviews by Luke,

Professional Human

STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI TRAILER BREAKDOWN RANT!

1 min read – April 16, 2017

Holy Shiiiiit. STAR WARS The Last Jedi trailer is HERE! I’ve gone through this with a comb and chatted with my peeps on the inside. There are some crazy revelations here today….

KONG SKULL ISLAND || RICK-VIEW

1 min read – March 13, 2017

In which Funko Rick from universe ZX23-1 reviews Kong Skull Island cause the Professional Human didn’t wanna.

 

 

PS go watch Rick and Morty, it’s the best. All love to Rick and Morty and it’s creators and people who do stuff.

PSS WB don’t understand fair use and are taking money from this review…not me. Not that I wanted to monetise it, but there ya go. Corporate greed everybody.

LOGAN || SPOILER REVIEW

1 min read – March 4, 2017

In which the professional human review’s Hugh Jackman as Mel Gibson as Old Man Logan in his final Wolverine film FOREVER. (Until Ryan Reynolds gets him to join Deadpool) Spoilers abound.